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It is not nuclear physics.
It actually has to give pleasure or it is worth nothing.
- Stephen GreenblattIt is impossible to trap modern physics into predicting
anything with perfect determinism because it deals
with probabilities from the outset.
- Arthur EddingtonIt would be better for the true physics if there were
no mathematicians on earth.
- Daniel BernoulliIn 1971 I returned to the University of Chicago as Professor of Physics.
- James CroninLouis Armstrong is quite simply the most important
person in American music.
He is to 20th century music (I did not say jazz) what Einstein is to physics.
- Ken BurnsMy background is in physics, so I was the mission specialist,
who is sort of like the flight engineer on an airplane.
- Sally RideI do not keep up with the details of particle physics.
- Murray Gell-MannIf someone says that he can think or talk about quantum
physics without becoming dizzy,
that shows only that he has not understood anything whatever about it.
- Murray Gell-MannI continued to study Math and Physics on my own,
but one and a half years later I realized that I did want to be a composer,
and after that I never changed my mind.
- Gyorgy LegetiIt is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is.
Physics concerns what we say about Nature.
- Niels BohrWhen I entered medical physics in 1958 there were fewer than 100 in the U.S.
and I could see many opportunities to apply my knowledge of nuclear physics.
- John CameronAll science is either physics or stamp collecting.
- Ernest RutherfordSo Whitehead's metaphysics doesn't fit very well on
to physics as we understand the process of the world.
- John PolkinghorneI was always very strong in math, physics and calculus.
- Debi ThomasIn my schooling through high school,
I excelled mainly in chemistry,
physics and mathematics.
- James RainwaterIf anybody says he can think about quantum physics without getting giddy,
that only shows he has not understood the first thing about them.
- Niels BohrThere are relatively few experiments in atomic physics
these days that don't involve the use of a laser.
- Eric Allin CornellIf you miss one day in physics, that's it.
- Robert IlerThe observer, when he seems to himself to be observing a stone,
is really, if physics is to be believed,
observing the effects of the stone upon himself.
- Bertrand RussellIn 1947 I defended my thesis on nuclear physics,
and in 1948 I was included in a group of research scientists
whose task was to develop nuclear weapons.
- Andrei SakharovThe object of pure physics is the unfolding of the
laws of the intelligible world;
the object of pure mathematics that of unfolding the
laws of human intelligence.
- James Joseph SylvesterThe fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality.
Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false;
amended to be true,
they lose their explanatory force.
- Nancy CartwrightCambridge was the place for someone from the Colonies
or the Dominions to go on to,
and it was to the Cavendish Laboratory that one went to do physics.
- Aaron KlugTeaching physics at the University, and more general
lecturing to wider audiences has been a major concern.
- Antony HewishQuantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe.
- Erwin SchrodingerWe live, I think, in the century of science and,
perhaps, even in the century of physics.
- Polykarp KuschThe NFL today has bigger, stronger, bodies than ever,
moving faster than ever, hitting a stationary object
harder than ever before -
so the physics of the hit have changed.
- Leigh SteinbergPhysics is becoming too difficult for the physicists.
- David HilbertNuclear physics is interesting but it is unlikely to help society.
- John CameronNevertheless, all of us who work in quantum physics
believe in the reality of a quantum world,
and the reality of quantum entities like protons and electrons.
- John PolkinghorneMost medical physicists work in the physics of radiation
oncology making sure that the desired dose is given
to the cancer and the dose to normal tissues are minimized.
- John CameronWhile at Chicago my interest in the new field of particle
physics was stimulated by a course given by Gell-
who was developing his ideas about Strangeness at the time.
- James CroninThe methods of theoretical physics should be applicable
to all those branches of thought in which the essential
features are expressible with numbers.
- Paul DiracThe development of physics, like the development of any science,
is a continuous one.
- Owen ChamberlainThink of color, pitch, loudness, heaviness,
and hotness.
Each is the topic of a branch of physics.
- Benoit MandelbrotThe Web is now philosophical engineering.
Physics and the Web are both about the relationship
between the small and the large.
- Tim Berners-LeePhysics has the cutest words.
- Sherry StringfieldI grew up wanting to be a musician, but my parents
were sure I would starve to death.
So, they put me in physics and chemistry.
That eventually blew up, and I got into radio.
- John TeshThe point here is that physics followed the data where it seemed to lead,
even though some thought the model gave aid and comfort to religion.
- Michael BeheThank you for visiting: Funny Physics Quotes - Funny Quotes about Physics.Please sign up on the form below to receive
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You know if you actually beyond Infinite Jest and tackle DFW’s reviews you would probably learn how to write better essays and reviews. He realizes that to argue why a book is good one shouldn’t feign objectivity. The person’s experience of a book is, in the end, subjective. The only way you can argue convincingly whether something is good or bad is if you lay out every single psychological motivation for not liking the book. A review that feigns objectivity through grandiose statements and unsupported opinions just comes off as flimsy.

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